day one
turns out to water in cameron was not all like alvin said.... well i guess it depends on what type of hotel you stay in.... my family rented a kind of like big house thingy... like the apartments in america... yeah.... and we were on the first level...
the road up was like all windey..... especially the road up to the hotel (strawberry park)... it had like 3 hairpin turns... kinda like initial d.... it was nice... though you would probably end up like chapman to in the movie.... breakfast would probably have gone to waste....
well.... we went like shopping after my uncle and my brother and me took a nap... i don't know who else slept because i already conked out on the bed fast asleep.... so...
we ate steamboat.... i seriously warn ppl who are going to cameron.... i personally DO NOT like that steamboat... though i forgot the name of the restraunt...
day two
i woke up in the morning and i thought i was hungry so i went and had cup noodles.... i thought it was my gastrics acting up but turns out it was cramps.... so it cramped like most half the day and that got annoying... so i had diarrhea.... made i think like 4 to 5 trips to the toilet the whole day.... damn that's annoying....
we went to a place called 'rose valley' and obviously they had, you guessed it, roses. there was this big yellow vase there that i noticed was decorated with 4 naked women.... why did i notice it you ask? I'M NOT A PERVERT! well you know i was having cramps.... so... i was like sitting down at any chance i had.... so... the vase was like right infront of where i was sitting down.... so.... naturally....
there was this melon furthur down that looked like a man's family jewels.... upside down if you know what i mean... so my uncle, when posing for a shot, placed the melon in a position so that it resembled his p****.... okay... i have said my fair share....
there was also this two-person swing thingy there and i sat on it.... i like those swingy things....
they said there was this black rose there... the 'black' rose certainly didn't seem black... it's like dark red with a tinge of blackness at the bottom of the petals.... that's all.... even worse... the green rose was like... is that a rose? it didn't look like a rose but it definately was green....
so we left the place for them strawberry thingamabobbers.... so we plucked those strawberries... or strictly speaking, cut. they looked good... turns out they were sour... i prefer to stick to my cherry tomatoes.... much nicer....
then we stopped for lunch.... the ever so famous rou gu cha... yes... bak gut teh....
so after that, we went to the butterfly park.... there were like stick insects (insects that looked like sticks) and leaf frogs (frogs that looked like dry leaves), scorpions, leaf insects (insects that looked like leaves), giant grasshoppers, millepedes, snakes and of course, butterflies.... nice....
next stop, boh tea plantations.... i tell you you should have seen the place.... it was that nice.... but then again, my cup of englis tea turned into teh c.... with the amount of milk and sugar i put in it.... the roads that led up to the plantation were even worse than that of going up to the hotel.... they were so narrow and so close to the side... my mom was so scared she thought leaning inwards would help.... we went down the slopes to the tea plantations... it was so steep we couldn't get back up.... especially no with slippers... for those who do not know... the tea plants are grown on steep mountain slopes because they are very sensitive to water... too much will drown them... or smtg like that.... so they plant them on the mountains so the water'll flow down.... for those who are interested please go to http://boh.com.my/pl/pubdoc/1912
okay... by then i had made my 4th trip to the bathroom.... so my mom made me swallow them diarrhea pills... so i ate two... and swallowing isn't that bad after all... it's okay... though i still have a little trouble... go ahead... laugh all you want...
we went to the smoke house for dinner and it's nice... the food was alright... here's the bad points... they had this stupid 'we reserve the rights to decline service to people who are not dressed properly or who are non- ***' i don't know the last word but it means those who don't stay there.... they had this side order of roast potato that was like 9 ringgit but it was like half a potato... so they made a mistake and gave it to us free....
that night we went roadside shopping and we saw this girl who looked so much like the girl in 'wo de ye man nai nai' that hong kong show with bosco wong in it.... the girl was i think younger than me but she looked so much like leng san... go http://tvcity.tvb.com/drama/wars_of_in-laws/cast/index.html the last girl on the right... called her 99.9 because 99.9 perdent looks like...
whole night couldn't sleep cause of my dad's snoring and my granma also... haix...
it's late... i'll continue tomorrow...
